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Crops & Co-Ops
The cozy-farming × cultivation line — for the player who tends a virtual farm all evening and a real one all season.
About Crops & Co-Ops
Crops & Co-Ops is a collection of funny stoner shirts for cozy gamers and growers, who are usually the same person. Each design is drawn as a vintage seed-catalog plate — engraved botanical linework on warm parchment, the way seed packets looked when your grandfather bought them. Original artwork, genuinely clever writing, no head-shop clip-art. Every tee is made-to-order and printed just for you, so you get a fresh, soft garment instead of something pulled off a warehouse shelf.
Questions
Are these shirts made-to-order?
Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.
Why seed-catalog artwork?
Because the joke and the craft should match. These are drawn like real nursery plates — engraved botanicals on warm paper — not a stock leaf slapped on a blank.
What if the fit isn't right?
You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.