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Halloweed
The Halloween line, year-round — where the haunted thing and the smoking thing are the same thing.
Halloweed
The Devil's Lettuce
$29.99
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Coffin of Cure
$29.99
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Ghost of Jars Past
$29.99
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Hocus Smokus
$29.99
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Black Cat, Black Jar
$29.99
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Skele-Toke
$29.99
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Cauldron Cured
$29.99
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Full Moon, Full Jar
$29.99
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Jack O'Bud
$29.99
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Bat Out of Haze
$29.99
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Grave Danger
$29.99
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Trick or Treat Yourself
$29.99
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The High Reaper
$29.99
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The Haunted Bong
$29.99
About Halloweed
Halloweed is a collection of funny stoner shirts for Halloween and every night that feels like it. Haunted bongs, jack-o'-lanterns carved from flower, witches riding a giant cola — the cannabis object replaces the holiday object rather than sitting next to it. Original ornate engraving, no costume-shop clip-art. Every tee is made-to-order and printed just for you.
Questions
Are these shirts made-to-order?
Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.
Is this only for Halloween?
No. Halloweed is a permanent collection, not a seasonal drop. If your aesthetic is year-round spooky, it ships in July too.
What if the fit isn't right?
You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.