Frequently Asked Questions

Are these made-to-order?

Yes — every tee is printed just for you when you order. Nothing sits in a warehouse, so it ships fresh in about 3–7 business days.

What blank do you print on?

Comfort Colors — heavyweight ring-spun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit. It's the shirt that feels like your favorite the day you buy it.

Do you get the D&D jokes?

We run the campaign. The writing is for people at the table, not explained to people who aren't.

What's your return policy?

30 days, no questions asked. Check the size chart first and you'll probably be fine. If not, email us and we'll sort a swap or refund.

How do I track my order?

You'll get a tracking link the moment the label is created — usually within 2–5 business days. Full details on the Order Status page.

Is this a dispensary thing?

No. We're a lifestyle apparel brand — culture-first, non-clinical. We wear the culture; we don't sell the plant.

Why don't you say things are 'in stock'?

Because they aren't. Everything is made-to-order — printed when you buy it, not before. It's better for you (a fresh garment) and better for the planet (no waste). If you see 'in stock' anywhere on this site, it's a bug.