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Crits & Embers
The tabletop × weed line — for the goblin who runs the campaign and packs the bowl.
About Crits & Embers
Crits & Embers is a collection of funny stoner shirts built for the tabletop crowd: dice goblins, dungeon masters, and back-room alchemists who take game night seriously and everything else a little less so. Each design is an original piece of ornate, apothecary-style artwork — genuinely clever writing on a heritage aesthetic, not head-shop clip-art. Every tee is made-to-order and printed just for you, so you get a fresh, soft garment instead of something pulled off a warehouse shelf.
Questions
Are these shirts made-to-order?
Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.
Do you get the D&D references?
We run the campaign. The jokes are written for people at the table, not explained to people who aren't — if you get it, it's for you.
What if the fit isn't right?
You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.