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Heroes & Hybrids
The comic-panel line — original characters with powers that peak on the couch.
Heroes & Hybrids
The Tabletop Titan
$29.99
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The Reroll Rogue
$29.99
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Bud Brawler
$29.99
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The Herbalist
$29.99
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The Questing Couch
$29.99
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The Potion Puncher
$29.99
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Sidekick: Snack Attack
$29.99
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Growth Hero
$29.99
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The Calm Collector
$29.99
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The Patient Paladin
$29.99
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The Quest Coach
$29.99
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The Last-Hit Legend
$29.99
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The Green Sentinel
$29.99
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The Gentle Giant
$29.99
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The Unflappable
$29.99
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The Bongler
$29.99
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Night Soil Knight
$29.99
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Professor Plantlord
$29.99
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The Mindflair
$29.99
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Captain Couchlock II: The Legend Returns
$29.99
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Captain Couchlock
$29.99
About Heroes & Hybrids
Heroes & Hybrids is a collection of funny stoner shirts built like vintage comic panels: halftone shading, bold ink, warm newsprint. Every character is original to Fog & Fortune — invented here, not borrowed from anyone — so you get a genuine joke on genuine artwork rather than a knock-off of something you already own. Each tee is made-to-order and printed just for you, so it ships fresh and soft instead of sitting in a warehouse.
Questions
Are these based on real superheroes?
No — every character is original to us. We write our own, which is why the jokes land instead of feeling like a costume rental.
Are these shirts made-to-order?
Yes. Every Fog & Fortune tee is printed just for you when you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means it ships in about 3–7 days and arrives fresh.
What if the fit isn't right?
You've got 30 days for a no-questions-asked return. Check the size chart on each product page first and you'll probably be fine.