Bong of Holding — Satchel Edition T-Shirt — front print on a white Comfort Colors tee

Bong of Holding — Satchel Edition

Same extradimensional stash joke, heavier on the enchanted satchel smoke.

$29.99

Core tee $29.99· heavyweight & drop styles run to $44.

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This alternate Bong of Holding tee keeps the original Crits & Embers gag and gives it a fresh relic treatment: an ornate Bag of Holding-style pouch turned smoking vessel, curling smoke, tabletop dice, parchment, and tavern-table energy. It is for the party member whose inventory management is suspiciously ritualized. Printed made-to-order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors tee.

Fabric & fit
Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
Made-to-order
Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
Returns
30-day, no-questions-asked returns.

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