Bong of Holding — Satchel Edition
Same extradimensional stash joke, heavier on the enchanted satchel smoke.
$29.99
Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee · $29.99 · sizes S–4XL · made-to-order, printed just for you.
Trust me, you need this.
This alternate Bong of Holding tee keeps the original Crits & Embers gag and gives it a fresh relic treatment: an ornate Bag of Holding-style pouch turned smoking vessel, curling smoke, tabletop dice, parchment, and tavern-table energy. It is for the party member whose inventory management is suspiciously ritualized. Printed made-to-order on a heavyweight Comfort Colors tee.
- Fabric & fit
- Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
- Made-to-order
- Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
- Arrival window
- Order today. Estimated arrival: 1–2 weeks from purchase.
- Shipping
- Flat-rate US shipping, free on orders over $75. Final shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- 30-day, no-questions-asked returns.
