Captain Couchlock
His power is that he cannot be moved.
$29.99
Core tee $29.99· heavyweight & drop styles run to $44.
Trust me, you need this.
Every team has one. He showed up, he sat down, and that was the end of the discussion. Captain Couchlock is drawn as a single vintage comic panel — halftone shading, bold ink, warm newsprint — and he is not getting up. First drop in Heroes & Hybrids: original characters, no capes borrowed from anyone.
- Fabric & fit
- Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
- Made-to-order
- Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
- Returns
- 30-day, no-questions-asked returns.