Night Soil Knight
Sworn to the compost. Knighted by nobody.
$29.99
Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee · $29.99 · sizes S–4XL · made-to-order, printed just for you.
Trust me, you need this.
Someone has to turn the pile at dusk, and it is never the person who volunteered. Night Soil Knight is pure engraved typography on a rising sunburst — a title with no coat of arms, because the work is not glamorous and everybody knows it. Heavyweight Comfort Colors tee, made to order, printed just for you.
- Fabric & fit
- Soft, classic unisex tee. True to size — size up for a roomier drape.
- Made-to-order
- Made-to-order, ships in 3–7 days. Printed just for you — never warehoused.
- Arrival window
- Order today. Estimated arrival: 1–2 weeks from purchase.
- Shipping
- Flat-rate US shipping, free on orders over $75. Final shipping cost is calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- 30-day, no-questions-asked returns.
